Our hero Oscar Wilde has come back to earth to cash in on NYC's "Booze, and Dope for Guns" program.
Oscar knowing a bargain when he drinks one came to town with a sack of assorted fire arms.
Including the pistol Hitler blew his brains out with, Buffalo Bill's six shooters, and John Dillinger's tommy guns.
The aforementioned illuminaries were happy to donate these items to Oscar in return for a cut of the take.
(...yes 'everyone goes to heaven. More on that another time.)
Well, you can imagine Oscar's surprise, and outrage when the Mayor's apparatchiks turned him down flat!
Apparently there's an obscure clause in the City Charter that forbids doing any business with the dead.
Not only that, but they tried to confiscate all of our hero's guns too!
Bleep this sez Oscar, and he lays some celestial double wammy on these wonks.
While the mere mortals are out cold Oscar helps himself to as much contraband as he can carry, and leaves.
...Hey the story's just get'n started here.
Our hero now fried on enough whiskey, and angel dust to kill 200 of the Tzar's most ferocious Cossacks wanders the streets of Brooklyn.
Although mostly dead Oscar Wilde is still a player. Albeit an armed, stinking drunk, and stoned one.
Oscar stumbled into a pub on Flatbush Avenue.
This establishment, the "Grease Gun" is infamous in it's catering to members of the "third sex"
Mother's, and children avert your eyes!
After some very steamy hours of cavorting with libertines, radical feminists, and assorted sodomites. Dear Oscar remembers why he came back to earth in the first place.
Taking out his Blackberry he notes that he was to appear at a certain address across the Hudson.
Oscar after various unprintable adventures finally does the photo op at the rainbow flag factory in Burning Rash, New Jersey.
However upon being told there was 'no' ex gratia payment for his services he promptly pissed on the rug.
He then lectured his hosts on the finer points of what an armed, and profoundly intoxicated dead Queer poet, and orator could do when annoyed.
Upon consideration of this, and other super natural events a reasonable honorarium was agreed to.
Oscar then returned to Heaven where he had a luncheon date Leonardo da Vinci.
Oscar Wilde, and Leo da Vinci look over the Maestro's new portraits of Che's little known twin brother Eddy.
Unlike his deranged brother Che. Eddy spent his life quietly. He was a school bus driver, and part-time accordion repair man in Dayton Ohio.
The most exciting thing that ever happened to Ed Guevara was his meeting Walt Disney in a gay bar in Berlin in 1958.
Mr. Disney paid Eddy two million dollars to keep quiet about their one night stand.
True to his word Eddy kept Walt's secret, and his money
Btw he gave most of the dough to his brother Che for the Revolution. Che put it to good use too.
So we can indirectly thank Walt Disney for Castro, the Revolution, and generations of Che t-shirts.
Anyway this is why Leonardo da Vinci is honoring Che's quiet, and unassuming brother with a series of Andy Worholesque portraits.
...imagine that.
*A Sydneytoons Production*
